anonbeadraws:

simple commission for @sarahiscoffee of Oeidur, the snow elf Wizard from our dnd stream campaign, Strange Hungers!! This was so fun but hachi machi, so many tattoos!
  Sarah is such a talented Player, this was such a honour to do, thank you for trusting me with your mean baby ❄️❄️❄️

  Link to our twitch channel in the source!! Come watch us!

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curioscurio:

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Invented something I wish I had so I can draw traditionally without looking like wolverine holding 12 pens in my non drawing hand!

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optimysticals:

animasphinx:

striders:

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i feel like i’m going insane. what fucking alternate dimension are these people living in. who thinks this way about landlords

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Your landlords are profiling your pet. If your dog looks like a pittie, doberman, shepard, or other “danger” breed even if you know they aren’t it’s a way they can tell you no.

It’s also a way they can deny you (who might be a protected class) because you wouldn’t give up your dog just to live there. So if they can see something in your dog they can deny they can use it against you.

Landlords are not uwu friends.

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sneakyspades:

icarusxxrising:

Horrible fact of the day: Chevron just released a new boat fuel that WILL give you cancer.


Not “might”, not “could”, WILL. It has a cancer ratio of 1:1, as in, in a group of 10 people, ALL 10 would contract CANCER.

The EPA’s safety limit is 1:1,000,000 as in 1 in a million people get cancer.


The EPA approved it anyways. I am not joking. The EPA approved a boat fuel that has a near 100% chance of giving someone cancer. It has such a good chance of giving someone cancer that if you DIDN’T get cancer YOU WOULD BE AN OUTLIER.


Fuck the oil industries.

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this is just .

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sew-birb:

chaoticneurodivergent:

ralfmaximus:

radicalgraff:

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“Abolish Golf”

Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.

A typical golf course uses 200 million gallons of water a year. There are over 16,300 golf courses in the United States.

That’s nuts.

Ngl I hate golf and I’m all for this. They put a golf course in our public park at the expense of hundreds of centuries-old live oak trees. Half of the walk around the park you’re just looking at an empty golf course. Like 2 people want to play golf. So annoying.

Golf was a game developed in Scotland, where it rains up to 250 days of the year, and where the courses use very hard-wearing grass. The sand in the bunkers is because it used to be played on the coast - these traditional courses are called “Links” courses. The top Links course in Scotland, Royal Dornoch, uses no mains water at all. They have their own rainwater collection system.

It wasn’t originally intended to be played in the middle of a desert on lush green turf that takes thousands of gallons of water a day to maintain. Unless you can keep the course alive using only rainwater collection, it shouldn’t exist.

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adz:

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went to the cop slide and got yelled at by a cop

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@solardrifter the park is closed i think but also it’s being patrolled by people who hate fun

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bro this quote made it into the boston globe 🥲

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zlobskiy:

bishopfish:

bishopfish:

Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good

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I agree with you and also think this is some kind of philosophical point. Cruel efficiency will not save you when you have soft delicious insides

i have good news for the person who wrote that tag and bad news for sports car drivers

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a-potato-of-death:

princehendir:

princehendir:

Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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manywinged:

manywinged:

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to “if the ocean doesn’t like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍”

An edited tumblr post originally made by @queensparklekitten which says "'oh no we're all doomed by the sea' maybe you are. i'm the ocean's favorite." followed by a self reblog comment which says "update: turns out this is not a good thing for me". The entire screenshot has been filtered through an effect which makes it appear as if it's underwater.ALT

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